Post Eurovision

Lets get on and get over!

Thursday, March 17, 2016

SNUPER - SHALL WE DANCE

The GOOD:
Nice little disco boogie oogie woogie song. Best from SNUPER by far. Love for lower tier boybands.

The BAD:
Disposable. But what Kpop song isn't? It's good the first few times you listen to it then it fades.

The UGLY:
Move over, old school k-artists! You have competition! The newer groups can make cheaply made songs like you do!

Spanish Eurovision Pre-Review 2016

1. Maverick - Un Mondo Má Felizé
- If I were shopping at a Mexican/Latin clothing store, this would be the background music. Makes my hips shake but not my Eurovision ticket. 6 out of 10 pancho hoodies.

2. Salvador Beltran - Días de AlegĂ­er

- Similar to Maverick's song but more to it. Slightly better but still not really worth it. I hope the performance makes up for it. 6.5 out of 10 matching shoes for my panchos. 3. Maria Isabel - La Vida Solo Es Una - Decent but not a topper. She's better than the last two dudes by a mile but she sounds like other Mediterranean female artists. Not a bad thing (I like firey Med Terra divas) but I feel she'll be overlooked. 7 out 10 fiery suns! 4. ELECTRIC NANA - Now - Sounds like Scandinavian pop rock (aka Swedes might like it). It's quality. She even adds a cool edge to it (as if singing in part English wasn't edgy enough) and lights up my heart with promise that this selection will have variety! Alternative NOW! 7.5 out of 10 shades of red hair dye! 5. Xuso Jones - Victorious - EUROPOP EXTRAVAGANZA! That Euro-phoric trance could do it here. Plus, a little sausage couldn't hurt in Stockholm. 8 out of 10 fist pumps in the air in the club. 6. Barei - Say Yay - Everyone's hype off this one. A little Lady Gaga-esque and lively, this song could also do it with Victorious. I can't describe it... It hits you hard from the first 5 second- no... THE FIRST 3 SECONDS! This definitely ties with Victorious but could even beat that. 8 out of 10 Yay yay yays!

Review: EXO - Unfair... ft. N*SYNC

Wiwibloggs 1st Wishlist for the UK

Thursday, January 28, 2016

Review: CL - Hello Bitches

Oh my gawd!

I told yall about her. I told ya she was gonna BLOW up! Pop rap at it's finest.

The Good: Where. Do. I. Be. GIN!? The heavy loops, heavy bass, and the overall hot Middle Eastern horn-y vibe of the beat or the American hip hop style and fiery delivery of her lyrics? This really showed her bold side and - with the help of Diplo and Parris Geobel - this and the rest of her US promotions aren't in doubt like other girl groups...

It helps that PSY gave her some love as well.

The Bad: Too American? Korea's hip hop industry, while growing, isn't significant enough to aid her promotions back home. CL's song title "HELLO BITCHES" is enough for some in Asia to love or hate her for her brashness; not good to give her a mixed reaction in Kpop-land. Also, I should note the "twerking" going on in the bridge. Kpop females always teetor between being sexy and sexual by not giving up all the goods but her booty popping could be empowering (like she intended) or enough to get her K-fans to leave her alone.

The Ugly: GOT THEM ASIAN GIRLS DANCING ON THE COUCHES LIKE THE KNOW ME AND THEY SINGING ON THE BAR LIKE THEY WAS AT TGE KAREOKE, HUH. You tell em, girl. You ain't no ponoccio Hello Kitty. You're a real bitch now! Slay, queen. Slay!

Saturday, January 9, 2016

Turkey Will Broadcast 2016 Eurovision

Provisional Participants of the Eurovision Song Contest 2016 in Stockholm, Sweden

The name sounds so long and important.

Albania

Armenia

Australia

Austria

Azerbaijan

Belarus

Belgium

Boznia and Herzegovina

Bulgaria

Croatia

Cyprus

Czech Republic

Denmark

Estonia

Finland

France

Georgia

Germany

Greece

Hungary

Iceland

Ireland

Israel

Italy

Latvia

Lithuania

The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia (FYRM)

Malta

Moldova

Montenegro

The Netherlands

Norway

Poland

Romania

Russia

San Marino

Serbia

Slovenia

Spain

Switzerland

Ukraine (returning)

United Kingdom