Post Eurovision

Lets get on and get over!

Tuesday, July 12, 2016

[MATURE] +15 KISSES AND DANCIN NSFW



lol @ my clickbait

So The Netherlands has picked their Junior Eurovision song by the latest girl group in Dutch pop music called Kisses with their song - Kisses And Dancin.


Kom op kom op. Dance he.

Kom op kom op. Move your body.


Sadly, we have only a snippet but it's enough to show you the cute and catchy potential Kisses can provide.

(WARNING: THIS IS SUGARY BUBBLEGUM POP, DON'T CATCH DIABETES!)







Kisses!










I personally love this song. The first play of it made my smile lines touch my eyelashes... I was grinning that hard! I'd love to see the performance!

Monday, July 11, 2016

Wonder Girls - Why So Lonely






Good: Strong Ska vibes (why is everyone saying Reggae?) with emotional, sympathetic but fun lyrics to match.

Bad: Somewhat bland. Artistry was taken into consideration - this is a JYP production after all - but it's what you'd expect from a Cocella or SXSW kind of album track song only the diehard fans will appreciate. Wonder Girls has a STRONG fanbase but lets hope there's enough to carry this song to being show champions on the music variety shows. A good song but one that might fly over the average kpop fan's head.

The UGLY - Yubin's rap. Lol Love you girl. But Sunmi could've done that. It doesn't stand out enough and lacks identity. You're in The Wonder Girls and not SNSD...





PS: Don't kill me, SNSD fans! Please!

Score: 6.5/10 Reggae drops

Friday, May 27, 2016

DRAMA AT JUNIOR EUROVISION!!!

Oh please, think of the children!

Junior Eurovision Drama has BEGUN! Slovenia dropped out, no more televoting and other format changes, Russian NS held in Crimera...

And Albania hasn't even choosen their song yet... :o

Junior Eurovision is the adult Eurovision.

Monday, May 23, 2016

Eurovision Rant! An American TRYING To Watch Eurovision 2016

First, I want to congratulate Jamala from Ukraine, Dami Im from Australia, and (my fav) Sergey Lazarev from Russia for beasting ESC this year and wrecking my feels.

Now to me fussing about nothing...



I had to use a VPN and watch the BBC One commentary of Garham Norton (who is amazing). Now, I gotta use a VPN again just to watch clips on YouTube? Ugh. I'll telling my buddies not to watch the LOGO stream next year. All new fans can have the wonky LOGO stream that would completely freeze and I'd have to refresh the page every 10-15mins! What?

I guess since I had a slow stream I had a hard time but I was still able to watch on Eurovision.tv and on YouTube last year with that slow internet.

Folks! Forget this petition and download a VPN Extension on Chome store or Firefox and watch on Eurovision.tv and YouTube next year. Viacom is gonna pull new ppl anyway and the Eurofans don't matter at this point. Viacom is old fashioned and out of touch with what the other broadcasters around the world are doing. Accept this and move on, people!

BLACK GEEK RAAAAAAAAAGEEEE!

Top Worst Things About Watching Eurovision on the BBC

1. Graham Norton casting shade on the artists and countries you like.

2. You miss out on an song or two (or a whole interval act in 2012 final) because of licensing fees... EVERY YEAR!

3. The BBC forcing the commentators to talk over the hosts even though they're both speaking in English and saying the same thing. UGH!

4. When the livestream is choppy because everyone is watching the same thing online.

5. Finding a site or downloading a VPN to watch the livestream because you don't live in the UK.

6. Graham Norton or Scott Mills mispronouncing the names or songs and you know they knew better.

I have all love for them honestly. Especially Graham Norton so no foul.

JESSICA - Love Me The Same REVIEW

Bad: It's americanized pop trying to do kpop and sounds like a mess. How the natural sounds of a the bass guitar and drums and snare start to clash with the synth music ruins it from being a good song. What's with the dancers though. Hope she's not doing her Comeback Stage with cheap modern ballet dancers looking like rich chicks pulled from yoga class in New York City who happened to have a little free time. Talk about convenient timing! g

Good: It's emotional and it's Jessica Jung from SNSD (Girls Generation) so all their fans in America will be swarming to her. The MV tales a story of a woman and her plant and how, with a little TLC, her cactus plant grew into something bigger than itself. I like how playful and carefree Jessica was in the video and how she didn't use Aegeyo to be cute. (I like aegeyo but some groups overuse it and it looks cartoonish... Who am I kidding!?)

Ugly: Love and care didn't make that plant grow. Steroids! She took a nap (not sleep, nap) and there's a jungle in her house! Madness!

Or Jessica's aegeyo game is that good. She makes all they guys swoon - even the gay ones! SM Ent. taught her well.

7.5/10 prickly baby cactus spines

Monday, May 16, 2016

Saturday, May 14, 2016

So... Russia's Gonna Win

Russia' s gonna win. Accept it. It's a great entry with a catchy song and very high tech staging

Now on to Junior Eurovision 2016 in Malta! I predict an Irish, Dutch, or Georgian win. Lemme hit up Wikipedia for the list of countries...

There's supposed to be 18 countries but only these 6 gave their green light:

Albania (song comes out June 1st)
Bulgaria (June 11th)
Ireland (They had a Melodifestivalen style selection last year so I have high hopes this year)
Malta (host county, hello! BRING OUT THE BABY DIVAS!)
The Netherlands (Junior Songfestival is a good Disney-esque selection)
Russia (much of the usual)

Yep yep. Anyone here watch the Melodi Grand Prix Jr. for Norway and Denmark? Pretty decent scandipop.

Thursday, May 5, 2016

Lol Eurovision on YouTube

Discription: Lighthouse X will represent Bulgaria at the 2016 Eurovision Song Contest with the song Soldiers Of Love.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqaCiPprXJc

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

I Noticed This On Wiwibloggs...

About Ovidui

being asked to duet with Lidia Isic from Moldova: "We invite Ovidiu Anton to perform alongside Moldova’s representative Lidia Isac. We are convinced that together the two can make an exceptional duet for the song “Falling Stars” at Semifinal 1 of Eurovisionon 10 May... Sounds like Moldova has accepted that they're not going to the final.

Sunday, April 24, 2016

ROMANIA DROPPED OUT OF EUROVISION 2016!!!

:O

At least let Ovidui compete this year before you break the news. True, the Romanian broadcaster and government should've paid up their dues (€14 millions euros, $15 million USD) but damn. TVR (Romania's national broadcaster) only gets €130 million a year and lost €155 million last year. And Eurovision 2016 is in 2 weeks.

2 WEEKS!!!

:(

Bright side of a bad situation, Ovi is taking legal action against the EBU for the sudden kickass motion and, if all fails, another country has a chance to make the final this year.

Positive and concerned.

All hope & prayers goes out to Romania.

UPDATE: Ovidui is seeking legal action! I don't blame him.

Thursday, March 17, 2016

SNUPER - SHALL WE DANCE

The GOOD:
Nice little disco boogie oogie woogie song. Best from SNUPER by far. Love for lower tier boybands.

The BAD:
Disposable. But what Kpop song isn't? It's good the first few times you listen to it then it fades.

The UGLY:
Move over, old school k-artists! You have competition! The newer groups can make cheaply made songs like you do!

Spanish Eurovision Pre-Review 2016

1. Maverick - Un Mondo Má Felizé
- If I were shopping at a Mexican/Latin clothing store, this would be the background music. Makes my hips shake but not my Eurovision ticket. 6 out of 10 pancho hoodies.

2. Salvador Beltran - Días de AlegĂ­er

- Similar to Maverick's song but more to it. Slightly better but still not really worth it. I hope the performance makes up for it. 6.5 out of 10 matching shoes for my panchos. 3. Maria Isabel - La Vida Solo Es Una - Decent but not a topper. She's better than the last two dudes by a mile but she sounds like other Mediterranean female artists. Not a bad thing (I like firey Med Terra divas) but I feel she'll be overlooked. 7 out 10 fiery suns! 4. ELECTRIC NANA - Now - Sounds like Scandinavian pop rock (aka Swedes might like it). It's quality. She even adds a cool edge to it (as if singing in part English wasn't edgy enough) and lights up my heart with promise that this selection will have variety! Alternative NOW! 7.5 out of 10 shades of red hair dye! 5. Xuso Jones - Victorious - EUROPOP EXTRAVAGANZA! That Euro-phoric trance could do it here. Plus, a little sausage couldn't hurt in Stockholm. 8 out of 10 fist pumps in the air in the club. 6. Barei - Say Yay - Everyone's hype off this one. A little Lady Gaga-esque and lively, this song could also do it with Victorious. I can't describe it... It hits you hard from the first 5 second- no... THE FIRST 3 SECONDS! This definitely ties with Victorious but could even beat that. 8 out of 10 Yay yay yays!

Review: EXO - Unfair... ft. N*SYNC

Wiwibloggs 1st Wishlist for the UK

Thursday, January 28, 2016

Review: CL - Hello Bitches

Oh my gawd!

I told yall about her. I told ya she was gonna BLOW up! Pop rap at it's finest.

The Good: Where. Do. I. Be. GIN!? The heavy loops, heavy bass, and the overall hot Middle Eastern horn-y vibe of the beat or the American hip hop style and fiery delivery of her lyrics? This really showed her bold side and - with the help of Diplo and Parris Geobel - this and the rest of her US promotions aren't in doubt like other girl groups...

It helps that PSY gave her some love as well.

The Bad: Too American? Korea's hip hop industry, while growing, isn't significant enough to aid her promotions back home. CL's song title "HELLO BITCHES" is enough for some in Asia to love or hate her for her brashness; not good to give her a mixed reaction in Kpop-land. Also, I should note the "twerking" going on in the bridge. Kpop females always teetor between being sexy and sexual by not giving up all the goods but her booty popping could be empowering (like she intended) or enough to get her K-fans to leave her alone.

The Ugly: GOT THEM ASIAN GIRLS DANCING ON THE COUCHES LIKE THE KNOW ME AND THEY SINGING ON THE BAR LIKE THEY WAS AT TGE KAREOKE, HUH. You tell em, girl. You ain't no ponoccio Hello Kitty. You're a real bitch now! Slay, queen. Slay!

Saturday, January 9, 2016

Turkey Will Broadcast 2016 Eurovision

Provisional Participants of the Eurovision Song Contest 2016 in Stockholm, Sweden

The name sounds so long and important.

Albania

Armenia

Australia

Austria

Azerbaijan

Belarus

Belgium

Boznia and Herzegovina

Bulgaria

Croatia

Cyprus

Czech Republic

Denmark

Estonia

Finland

France

Georgia

Germany

Greece

Hungary

Iceland

Ireland

Israel

Italy

Latvia

Lithuania

The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia (FYRM)

Malta

Moldova

Montenegro

The Netherlands

Norway

Poland

Romania

Russia

San Marino

Serbia

Slovenia

Spain

Switzerland

Ukraine (returning)

United Kingdom

Kpop: Which Is Better?

Oh My Girl's "Cupid"?
http://youtu.be/fCrCUv6rQ7I
Drumline angels killing the beat... And our hearts.

OR

TWICE's "Like Ooh-Ahh"
http://youtu.be/0rtV5esQT6I
Color pop zombie charm!