[MATURE] +15 KISSES AND DANCIN NSFW

lol @ my clickbait

So The Netherlands has picked their Junior Eurovision song by the latest girl group in Dutch pop music called Kisses with their song - Kisses And Dancin.

Kom op kom op. Dance he.

Kom op kom op. Move your body.

Sadly, we have only a snippet but it's enough to show you the cute and catchy potential Kisses can provide.

(WARNING: THIS IS SUGARY BUBBLEGUM POP, DON'T CATCH DIABETES!)

Kisses!

I personally love this song. The first play of it made my smile lines touch my eyelashes... I was grinning that hard! I'd love to see the performance!

Junior Eurovision 2015: Junior Songfestival 2015 in Neatherlands Is Underway!

Or rather it's been going on for a nice 2 months.

The finalists have already been chosen and the videos are avalible for the auditions. Sadly, I wanted to give my honest opinon on how a bunch of kids from a different part of the world as I am are doing in this serious competiton when...

The YouTube comments were disabled.

But, blog comments aren't! :P


Audition #1: LISten - Start
     I was fortunate to be born right after the musical sh*tstorm of the 1980s were over. Sadly, dutch children have to indure it once again with "Start". Though, not a bad audition (none of the finalist are... Why would any finalist suck?) it brought up bad memories my daddy's sperm cell had to face... Thankfully, he was into Hip Hop.

Still a nice song though. 3/5

Audition #2: Shalisa - Million Lights
     Lovely girl. Lovely voice. But the repetitive chorus and long 3 1/2 minute performance was... Lackluster to say the most. I understand this was a kids singing audition but some adult who helped her should have known that shade was abound...

 And the nail in the coffin... The clap...

Junior Eurovision 2015! (Open)

All The Countries

1. Albania - Mishela Rapo - Dambaje (Goddess Crop) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh2Z7p0-4Ak
Details

2. Armenia - Michael Varosyan - Song date TBA

3. Belarus - Artists for NS are choosen - August 21st

4. Bulgaria (host country)* song will be in Bulgarian - NS - All artists reveal on July 1st

5. FYR of Macedonia - TBA

6. Georgia* song will be in Georgian

7. Ireland (debut country)* song will be in Irish Gaelic. Possible Eurosong contest.

8. Italy - Internal Selection on Ti lascio una canzone - September 12th

9. Malta (host of 2014)
Details

10. Montenegro - Jana Mirković will represent with the song "Oluja" (Storm)

11. Russia - will use NS to choose participant

12. The Netherlands the song will be in Dutch and selections are on October 3

13. Slovenia* the song will be in Slovene - Kids version of EMA will be the NS

14. Sweden*  Participation is unlikely - No Lila Melodifestivalen this year.

15. Ukraine - Artists for NF are chosen - Aug. 22


*To Be Announced



Other Updates, Rumors, And Withdraws:

-  Andorra -

Where is Andorra? Wont be at the JESC. They're broke.

-  Armenia - They'll decide in June.

- Austria - Hell no, we wont go!.

- Czech Republic - Nope

- Germany - NDR says no but ZDF might.

- Hungary - They wanted to so they checked out the Belarusian NS in 2014 to learn how to make a national selection... Wanna watch it?

- Iceland - It is too cold to send outside. Much less, to a song contest. Even Hera Bjork needed warmers!

- Latvia - No sir! Saving our money for Supernova!
- Lithuania - No. And I hope you fail!
-  Montenegro -

RTCG: Hmm. Seems legit. We'll try it!

- Norway - There's no MGP Nordic anymore and we're still clinging on to MGP Jr... Might as well.

- Romania - *asleep* Gotta wait until they wake up.

- San Marino - Maybe. We can pick a song. Maybe. People will actually vote for use. Maybe.

- Serbia - Wait til the Eurovision confetti settles and we'll see if it's worth another go.

- Ukraine - I don't know. Maybe. Crimera warring wont our sponsors. Maybe. We'll send a diva to rock the mic. Maybe. We can make Rusalana baby sized. Maybe.

- Spain -

 

 TVE - 2007! 2007! But since then, you've been playing, EBU! Lemme in!