The Winner Of Eurovision Is... Sweden!

If you didn't watch and was living under a soundproof rock on Saturday, you'd know the Scandinavians have done it aging. This is Sweden's 6th success making this the land of meatballs' the 2nd winningest country behind the always classic Ireland. (Better yall better work on that Eurosong now, like Johnny Logan said.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sGOwFVUU0I

Because Melfest does not play.



Simple yet effective, his laser projection stick figure buddy and he's I've-only-got-one-shot-in-me dance moves brought light to an otherwise dead competition of depressed screaming cats in heat.

I'M A WARRIOAAAHHHH! HIYIEYIEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH! Mi corazon! Gimo muchas veces! Le gusta cuando mi brest resuenan?

That was a dumb joke but you got it.

SVT (the swedish tv station that deals with swedish eurovison and Melfest) has already started making plans and will talk with Jon Ola Sand as his homies about letting Denmark or another Scandi win next years Eurovison Song Contest. Details are next month and you'll know when I tell you.

Until then, here's this years' euro and Euro of years past.

2015
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmWYEDTNOGUI0Bcr_o13J6y4_gzGEduSy 

2014 (bearded lady in this one too!)
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmWYEDTNOGUJEiWcqR2Vd45tssFlTnrjo

Scandipop: Eric Saade's A Girl From Sweden... Gangstalicious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGLth-fhUFw

Scandi meets trap music sound. Eric Saade might not have won Melfest 2015 but he can still walk like a winner with his Swedish girl. Only about 100,000 views in 5 days but worth the listen. Better watch soon because he's off for a weekend in Paris and heading to Miami as we speak. Grattis!



Here's his Melodifestivalen 2015 entry if you're still reeling off of Sting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jdYpbZ4oQE

Or if you've forgotten his Eurovision 2011 3rd place entry:
I'm GONNA GET THEEEEEEEEEERRRRREEEEE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-04pUETT7oI

Stay tuned for more Eric Saade goodness!