The Winner Of Eurovision Is... Sweden!

If you didn't watch and was living under a soundproof rock on Saturday, you'd know the Scandinavians have done it aging. This is Sweden's 6th success making this the land of meatballs' the 2nd winningest country behind the always classic Ireland. (Better yall better work on that Eurosong now, like Johnny Logan said.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sGOwFVUU0I

Because Melfest does not play.



Simple yet effective, his laser projection stick figure buddy and he's I've-only-got-one-shot-in-me dance moves brought light to an otherwise dead competition of depressed screaming cats in heat.

I'M A WARRIOAAAHHHH! HIYIEYIEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH! Mi corazon! Gimo muchas veces! Le gusta cuando mi brest resuenan?

That was a dumb joke but you got it.

SVT (the swedish tv station that deals with swedish eurovison and Melfest) has already started making plans and will talk with Jon Ola Sand as his homies about letting Denmark or another Scandi win next years Eurovison Song Contest. Details are next month and you'll know when I tell you.

Until then, here's this years' euro and Euro of years past.

2015
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmWYEDTNOGUI0Bcr_o13J6y4_gzGEduSy 

2014 (bearded lady in this one too!)
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmWYEDTNOGUJEiWcqR2Vd45tssFlTnrjo

Scandipop: Eric Saade's A Girl From Sweden... Gangstalicious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGLth-fhUFw

Scandi meets trap music sound. Eric Saade might not have won Melfest 2015 but he can still walk like a winner with his Swedish girl. Only about 100,000 views in 5 days but worth the listen. Better watch soon because he's off for a weekend in Paris and heading to Miami as we speak. Grattis!



Here's his Melodifestivalen 2015 entry if you're still reeling off of Sting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jdYpbZ4oQE

Or if you've forgotten his Eurovision 2011 3rd place entry:
I'm GONNA GET THEEEEEEEEEERRRRREEEEE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-04pUETT7oI

Stay tuned for more Eric Saade goodness!

SHINee! Stop Teasing Us With Teasers!

No. Don't stop! Build up anticipation! Yall said May 15th and I'm here still waiting on you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14polBWNsdA



Until then, here's there latest commercial release from last month. 2000s pop RnB feed-good goodness smeared on the track! Wacha!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq3NB3U0Ps8

I know it's the dance version. It's better than the MV.

And the Queen of Kpop is back! THank ya Lawd!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR92tv29pFU

BoA - Kiss My Lips

World Music Charts! Sunday

The top music from around the WORLD!

"Of the world, Craig. The world!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKpVRalJaZE

Ok. Start from the biggest charts then the one's I like personally.

US Billboard

http://www.billboard.com/charts/hot-100




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Official Charts Company (United Kingdom)

http://www.officialcharts.com/music-charts/


3. John Legend - All Of Me
2. Mr Probz - Waves


1. Rita Ora - I Will Never Let You Down (Love this song. I know exactly how you feel)

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ARIA charts (Australia)

http://www.ariacharts.com.au/chart/singles

3. Sheppard - Geronimo
2. Ariana Grande (ft.) Iggy Azalea - Problem (Iggy Azalea is coming up. Problem with that?)



1. Justice Crew - Que Sera (no music video and the song still sells)

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Mnet - Korea
http://www.jpopasia.com/charts/

3. Baek Ji Young - Fervor
2. EXO-K - Overdose (the Korean version)

1. G.o.d. - The Lone Duckling (they better hope the Lord agrees with the naming...)

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Oricon Charts - Japan


3. Arashi - GUTS!
2. h's - Donna Toki Mo Zutto

1. Momoiro Clover Z - Naitemo Iindayo (What ever that name means)


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KKBox - China

2. Jess Lee - Cliff to the Heaven

1. Freya Lim -  Sui Yue Zhe Bo Dao



I skipped the swedish and new zealand charts on purpose. Any others I missed? Comment below

Conchita Wurst Asked By Lady Gaga to Open Her Concert

Can't say I didn't see this coming.

I mean come on, this is a Eurovision winner. I'm surprised Gaga herself hasn't performed on the famed european stage! Would've loved to see it.

Milan Stankovic - Fejs (Face) MV

Jumpy type of europop song electronica. When I play this I imagine a commercial for a new mp3 player (who still buys those?). In the ad, Milan's in a colorful urbanscape with skyscrapers far off and a street with little cracks and ungodly amounts of bright green colored grass growing from them.

And they're were backup dances with good rave dance choreography matching the song. Girls showing off their awesome, badass raver clothing styles.

Makes me wanna put on my raver shoes and board a plane.

Did I mention it's a Raver type music.

Oh, and the music video is pretty good. Watch it.