Post Eurovision

Lets get on and get over!

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Junior Eurovision 2015! (Open)

All The Countries


1. Albania - Mishela Rapo - Dambaje (Goddess Crop) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh2Z7p0-4Ak
Details

2. Armenia - Michael Varosyan - Song date TBA

3. Belarus - Artists for NS are choosen - August 21st

4. Bulgaria (host country)* song will be in Bulgarian - NS - All artists reveal on July 1st

5. FYR of Macedonia - TBA

6. Georgia* song will be in Georgian

7. Ireland (debut country)* song will be in Irish Gaelic. Possible Eurosong contest.

8. Italy - Internal Selection on Ti lascio una canzone - September 12th

9. Malta (host of 2014)
Details

10. Montenegro - Jana Mirković will represent with the song "Oluja" (Storm)

11. Russia - will use NS to choose participant

12. The Netherlands the song will be in Dutch and selections are on October 3

13. Slovenia* the song will be in Slovene - Kids version of EMA will be the NS

14. Sweden*  Participation is unlikely - No Lila Melodifestivalen this year.

15. Ukraine - Artists for NF are chosen - Aug. 22


*To Be Announced



Other Updates, Rumors, And Withdraws:

-  Andorra -

Where is Andorra? Wont be at the JESC. They're broke.
-  Armenia - They'll decide in June.
- Austria - Hell no, we wont go!.
- Czech Republic - Nope
- Germany - NDR says no but ZDF might.
- Hungary - They wanted to so they checked out the Belarusian NS in 2014 to learn how to make a national selection... Wanna watch it?
- Iceland - It is too cold to send outside. Much less, to a song contest. Even Hera Bjork needed warmers!
- Latvia - No sir! Saving our money for Supernova!
- Lithuania - No. And I hope you fail!
-  Montenegro -
RTCG: Hmm. Seems legit. We'll try it!
- Norway - There's no MGP Nordic anymore and we're still clinging on to MGP Jr... Might as well.
- Romania - *asleep* Gotta wait until they wake up.
- San Marino - Maybe. We can pick a song. Maybe. People will actually vote for use. Maybe.
- Serbia - Wait til the Eurovision confetti settles and we'll see if it's worth another go.
- Ukraine - I don't know. Maybe. Crimera warring wont our sponsors. Maybe. We'll send a diva to rock the mic. Maybe. We can make Rusalana baby sized. Maybe.
- Spain -
 TVE - 2007! 2007! But since then, you've been playing, EBU! Lemme in!

Junior Eurovison: Albania Has Chosen!

As if we were just reeling off the big one...

Here come the babies!

Our first bundle of joy comes from Afric- I mean Albania. Now, they've given us one of the Warrior divas of Eurovision 2015 so it's fitting they'd send another. Edurne must've been on their minds for the jungle theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh2Z7p0-4Ak


Say what you want about UNICEF for Africa type songs but you see how Russia did!

The song title is named after a small city in Nepal. Literally meaning Goddess Crop, I'm assuming Nepal is poor. How fitting it is that the least developed country in this contest name themselves after the least developed city in the world!

Nina Subatti's new song Dark Desire

Already songs good. She's kept to her intense artsy fartsy electronica ways. This time much slower and smoother.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvlDlqaeU6Q




Click here for the clip of the bloodshed she unleased on all the women copying Conchita:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWgDzQ0mWTg

Wonder who'll be copying Nina in 2016. I wouldn't be surprise if Junior Eurovision has a list of little girls for the slaughter. Speaking of Junior Eurovision...

Eurovision Meme (Unfinished)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roLGc760zug

Erdurne has been in a LOT of Eurovision memes since the final.

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Funny and Interesting Kpop Reactions and Reactors of the Week!

Kenny AKM - Jay Park's Sex... Triiiiip!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz9KCdwXjbw

Eurovision is OVER! ... Now what?

Alot.

1. Check my blog for new stuff Eurovision related.

2. Check out music from the contestants outside of Eurovision.

3. Have you watch the nation selections? Check out my favorites: Melodifestivalen, MGP Norsk, MGP Dansk, Malta's Eurosong, Latvia's Supernova, and more.

4. Watch old Eurovision vids. How far back can you go? I've went to 2004 so not that far. 1999 was pretty awesome.

5. Other fun ESC sites like wiwibloggs.com and others. Click here to see what all the "buzz" is about.

6. Get a hobby. Stamp collecting, sports, chess, sewing, motorcycle, blogging about nothing.

7. Make up top 10 lists for the sake of it.

8. Make your own Eurovision and have, like, 10 or 15 people vote on it! (kill yourself if you try this... Nothing's like the real thing. I'm talking to you, Asia.)

9. Junior Eurovision is this November. Missed last years? I promise it's just as good.

10. If you're still bored with life after Eurovision, you have problems only the Lord can solve.




Remember: Next Eurovision will be in Sweden (again) in May 2016.

Kpop: SHINee's View

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF53cptEE5k
OMG! SHINee is back! With a new sound... Well, it's House music so it's nothing new.

But they're back so IDGAF!!!

It's comeback season for most big names (Big Bang and BTS) and commercial releases for others who want to rack up funds for their soon-to-be epic comeback stages (BoA and Girls Generation).

If the fan girls didn't want the penis before, they'll want it now. A man telling his girl that she's a beautiful view view view view view in this brainwashing way makes it happen.

Anyone older than 13 knows what "it" is.

They know.

If she doesn't, she will. #rape

LDN Noise, who is known for writing "Sniper" for Shinhwa and the new song from Nathan Sykes called "Kiss Me Quick", wrote and produced this song along with Jonghyun. Jonghyun may not have outdone Taemin's Danger but his recent successes make up for it.



Here's SHINee's commercial release when they were trying to pay for their comeback.

SHINee - Your Number (Dance Version)

And Jonghyun's debut Crazy: