Eurovision Rant! An American TRYING To Watch Eurovision 2016

First, I want to congratulate Jamala from Ukraine, Dami Im from Australia, and (my fav) Sergey Lazarev from Russia for beasting ESC this year and wrecking my feels.

Now to me fussing about nothing...

I had to use a VPN and watch the BBC One commentary of Garham Norton (who is amazing). Now, I gotta use a VPN again just to watch clips on YouTube? Ugh. I'll telling my buddies not to watch the LOGO stream next year. All new fans can have the wonky LOGO stream that would completely freeze and I'd have to refresh the page every 10-15mins! What?

I guess since I had a slow stream I had a hard time but I was still able to watch on Eurovision.tv and on YouTube last year with that slow internet.

Folks! Forget this petition and download a VPN Extension on Chome store or Firefox and watch on Eurovision.tv and YouTube next year. Viacom is gonna pull new ppl anyway and the Eurofans don't matter at this point. Viacom is old fashioned and out of touch with what the other broadcasters around the world are doing. Accept this and move on, people!

BLACK GEEK RAAAAAAAAAGEEEE!

JESSICA - Love Me The Same REVIEW

Bad: It's americanized pop trying to do kpop and sounds like a mess. How the natural sounds of a the bass guitar and drums and snare start to clash with the synth music ruins it from being a good song. What's with the dancers though. Hope she's not doing her Comeback Stage with cheap modern ballet dancers looking like rich chicks pulled from yoga class in New York City who happened to have a little free time. Talk about convenient timing! g

Good: It's emotional and it's Jessica Jung from SNSD (Girls Generation) so all their fans in America will be swarming to her. The MV tales a story of a woman and her plant and how, with a little TLC, her cactus plant grew into something bigger than itself. I like how playful and carefree Jessica was in the video and how she didn't use Aegeyo to be cute. (I like aegeyo but some groups overuse it and it looks cartoonish... Who am I kidding!?)

Ugly: Love and care didn't make that plant grow. Steroids! She took a nap (not sleep, nap) and there's a jungle in her house! Madness!

Or Jessica's aegeyo game is that good. She makes all they guys swoon - even the gay ones! SM Ent. taught her well.

7.5/10 prickly baby cactus spines

BANG BANG! Fan-Made Mashup of CL Doing It With Nikki Manaj, Jessy J, and Ariana Grande

Fan made!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA2mEtgO6iA

How awesome would it be for Nikki, CL, Jessy J., and Ariana Grande to do a song together!? The wold will set fire with excitement!

World Music Charts! Sunday

The top music from around the WORLD!

"Of the world, Craig. The world!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKpVRalJaZE

Ok. Start from the biggest charts then the one's I like personally.

US Billboard

http://www.billboard.com/charts/hot-100




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Official Charts Company (United Kingdom)

http://www.officialcharts.com/music-charts/


3. John Legend - All Of Me
2. Mr Probz - Waves


1. Rita Ora - I Will Never Let You Down (Love this song. I know exactly how you feel)

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ARIA charts (Australia)

http://www.ariacharts.com.au/chart/singles

3. Sheppard - Geronimo
2. Ariana Grande (ft.) Iggy Azalea - Problem (Iggy Azalea is coming up. Problem with that?)



1. Justice Crew - Que Sera (no music video and the song still sells)

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Mnet - Korea
http://www.jpopasia.com/charts/

3. Baek Ji Young - Fervor
2. EXO-K - Overdose (the Korean version)

1. G.o.d. - The Lone Duckling (they better hope the Lord agrees with the naming...)

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Oricon Charts - Japan


3. Arashi - GUTS!
2. h's - Donna Toki Mo Zutto

1. Momoiro Clover Z - Naitemo Iindayo (What ever that name means)


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KKBox - China

2. Jess Lee - Cliff to the Heaven

1. Freya Lim -  Sui Yue Zhe Bo Dao



I skipped the swedish and new zealand charts on purpose. Any others I missed? Comment below

Conchita Wurst Asked By Lady Gaga to Open Her Concert

Can't say I didn't see this coming.

I mean come on, this is a Eurovision winner. I'm surprised Gaga herself hasn't performed on the famed european stage! Would've loved to see it.