At least Conchita Wurst wont worry about holy water being
thrown on her and messing up her hair doo doo doo dun dun duuun duuuun
RISE LIKE A PHEONIX!
Only thing rising is The Vatican's blood pressure after the mandatory invites to all 56 EBU... Dudes. They'll cave in someday and it'll be here on this blog! Stay tuned?