"Would you like to look like Conchita Wurst who won Eurovision last year? Would you like to Rise Like A Phoenix? If the answer is: “Yes”, this app is definitely created for you."
I actually have a beard so the app's no good for me...
But you might like it.
Or, if you're unlucky, you can make your own from the Window Phone App Store. No phone left behind.
And kiss my black a** if you have a battered Black(and blue)berry phone. Yall can download APKs anyway. (Android apps)